2006: THE 12 WORST AL SAW
We CAN’T see everything…nor would we want to.
We DO, however, see upwards of 200 movies & films every year.
In many cases that vast experience means that we can hear the turkeys gobbling in the woods long before they waddle indoors into our theatres.
We can also hear the bombs ticking in the trailers and newspapers long before they slime us inside the darkened screening rooms.
We are nevertheless sometimes surprised in ugly ways.
The following were Al’s 12 Ugliest Surprises of 2006. There were a lot of worse movies than these out there in 2006, but these are the worst ones that Al sat through, glowering, rolling his eyes, and making helpless hand gestures— after thinking that viewing them would be okay.
Questions and comments on any of these things can be askt or made at <50films@malouin.us> today.
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Annapolis
Ask the Dust
The Black Dahlia
Cassanova
Coma
The Da Vinci Code
The Holiday
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Failure to Launch
Lady in the Water
The Lake House
Trust the Man
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